Where does a girl hide her liquor? I’ll never tell, but I can tell you how she likes to hold her licker. Either way it can be very refreshing. Honestly I’ve been trying to kick the habit, so my husband removed all of my favorites from the cabinet and hid them, but I’ve found a few bottles here and there. Now I have to sneak around the house to get to that sweet taste on my lips. Besides, after a long day I need a little wetness on my lips. My gosh, you don’t think I have a problem do you? By the way, I don’t like to drink alone. You can be my designated licker. Think you can do that? Yeah, I think you’ll be under the table. (CONTEST ALERT) And if you are one of the first 2 to tell me the nickname of the expensive wine in the member’s section of this pictorial, I’ll give you an additional month free membership.
My liquor cabinet has some pretty late hours! Do you think you can help out? I’ll sneak out around a little after midnight. Meet me in the kitchen and I’ll show you where the secret stash is. We’ll have to be very quiet. Do you want to see how well I hold a woman like me holds her liquor? Then I will see you there. Don’t forget to bring your ID, I only serve those properly aged.