Virgins Beware! Enter my Den at your own risk!

What is the big deal with all of this vampire stuff of late? Didn’t people know that vampires are real and we’ve been around forever? We are immortal you know. Yes, it’s true, I am a vampire and you are all under my spell. Haven’t you always noticed that I am up late at night sending out subliminal messages? Don’t you notice how every time you look at my photos that you can’t resist me? Don’t you realize that is why I am the Boss? My employees always wonder why I close the shades in my office. They think it is because I don’t like distractions. It is because I can’t be in the direct sunlight. This week I want to let you in on a little vampire secret. Join me, won’t you? I’m no ordinary vampire. I just want to suck your……..

Come on in. Don’t be scared. I won’t bite, or will I? This is my grotto. Every vampire has one so that we can get outside during the day, but stay out of the direct rays of the sun which are harmful to the existence of all vampires. Have you fallen under my trance? Good. Now come on in and join me. I want to suck your blood!

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