Rebecca Goes Bananas

I hear people asking me where my toys are. Well I don’t have a lot of adult toys in my house. My feeling is that if you have the real thing, you take the real thing. Besides, putting a cold piece of plastic or subber inside you just isn’t the same as some naturally grown organic product of nature. It’s also more healthy! Besides, I think that consuming naturally grown products increases the senses. I think Mother Nature would be proud, don’t you?

If this gal is going to play with inanimate objects, they better be all-natural and organic. No steroids, no pesticides, no growth hormones (no Viagra, no Cialis), etc. I don’t know why, but having something fresh, cool and natural just turns me on. Some say I’m as cool as a cucumber in the board room. If they only knew what you know.

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