I Need A Handyman!

So my husband went off to Vegas for the Consumer Electronics convention and left me alone at home.  I have one of those marriages where we are total equals though so we expect each other to share all the duties.  I do think sometimes that he doesn’t think I can do a “man’s job”.  Well I’m full of surprises.  I have to admit though.  I sometimes get a little help from my friends.  I’m really not that handy.  Perhaps I could convince you to lend me a hand or two? Sometimes a woman likes to have a strong hand around to help her out.   Well my task today is to paint or unfinished basement.  I’ve never done painting myself, but how hard could it be?  Would you like to help me out?  Or perhaps you’d like to sit back and watch me do the work.

Okay, I admit it.  I haven’t a blue collar bone in my body when it comes to these sort of things.  I mean, what does a girl wear when painting?  Also, since I’m so short I might need help getting to some parts.  Would you like to lend me a hand?  Come on in and I’ll make sure you are compensated well.  Just don’t tell my husband.  Any volunteers?