A few years ago I was introduced to the term Ass Drink. Have you heard of it? Check it out in the Urban Dictionary. The definition: A woman’s rear functions as a drink stand, for when a man does her from behind and she reaches way over and grabs her toes, the ass forms a perfect cup-holder. Combining sex and furniture, the woman can function no better. Anything from beer bottles to fine spirits will balance on this perfect stand.
How do you use this in a sentence?: Coming home from a hard day at the office, my lover poured himself a nice glass of Scotch, close at hand on his drink stand as he bent me over and inserted himself.
Okay, this isn’t about my ass this week. It really is about how my lovers always try to treat me with class, but it just seems to start that way until things get going. Next thing you know, the drink is on the floor and I’m sucking down something else. In fact, it is like I’m chugging down a medicine that is good for me. Real Good. Come on in and see how this is glass and gets broken down.