My momma always said that a lady never drinks alone. Well sometimes I find myself home alone and want to just calm my nerves with a little beverage. Well I don’t want to disobey the rules that I was raised with, so when nobody is around I either need to invite someone over to drink with me. If that doesn’t work, I need to go out and find a friend to drink with. It is a great way to loosen the nerves, take the edge off, and well, just maybe get ready for a good time if you know what I mean.
I can’t help it if this “Woman of the House’ gets a little loose when she has a drink or two. I mean I know I lose my inhibitions and can’t keep my legs crossed. My momma also always told me that when in the company of others, a lady must always keep both feet squarely on the ground and to cross her legs only at the ankles. Well now that you are here, can I get you a drink? Come on in!