Can I put an illegal firework in your pants?


What’s Red, White and Blue all Over?  Well obviously my new jean shorts are the answer!  I have to thank one of my members who thought I’d look good in these for the American Independence Day.  I have to thanks my member, Jack, for buying these really cool shorts.  I obviously will wear them with pride on July 4th and hopefully my colors will fly.  Growing up as an All-American Midwestern kid I still believe in the American dream, hope that I represent all women in America.  We’re sexy, we’re smart, we’re independent and most of all, we are the envy of men all around the world.  As the famous song says, “American Woman, you’re what I need.”

So do you need me? Us American girls are sweet like apple pie, spicy like a jalapeno pepper, and as savory as a juicy double patty burger.  That said, we are also tried and true.  We are as reliable as an American made pick-up truck made in Detroit.  Want to test me out?  Come on in and let me take you for an American voyage   CLICK AND SEE!