Urgent: Mandatory All Hands Meeting in Rebecca’s Office

All Hands Meeting

All Hands Meeting

I bet you are wondering why I am calling you all here today. Well, to be honest, I’ve noticed some slacking around the office and I think we need to pick up the energy around here. No more complaining. No more leaving the office early or showing up late. We are going back to old school work ethic tactics. Rewarded for good behavior and punished for bad behavior. Hey where is everyone? Can we make sure everyone is in the room before we begin?

Do you want the latest on what is going on in Rebecca’s Office? Someone complained to me that I needed to take more office photos, so here you go. We divided our company up recently and I took over the HNW and risky portfolio businesses and moved us into hip new offices so I though it would be a good time to give you an annual report of what is going on around here. CLICK HERE to see what we covered in the meeting.

One thought on “Urgent: Mandatory All Hands Meeting in Rebecca’s Office

  1. I WOULD LOVE to SEE YOU in less Clothes!!!! I will make sure that I am the daily Leader in Sales so I get to Spend Every Afternoon with YOU!!!! Make Sure that I am the Weekly Leader in Sales so I get to have HAPPY HOUR with YOU every Friday!!!! Making me the Monthly Leader so that I can give YOU a CREAMPIE!!!! HOPING that I will be the Annual Sales Champ and get an All expenses paid Trip, as long as that TRIP is WITH YOU!!!!

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