It’s that time of year again when the flowers start to bloom and the warm air comes around and I start to feel horny all the time wanting sex! It is like I want sex all the time! Do you feel that way too? It is like it is a side effect of El Nino where I get hornier earlier and earlier every year every year! Talk about your global warming! You know what the biggest side effect is? It means I don’t need to wear underwear! It is nature’s way of telling us that we need to change our clocks and put away those warm coats and scarves and be free! It also means that we need to start cleaning up from the crazy winter. Are you ready to step outside with me and feel that sunshine on our bare skin and soak in those vitamins from the sun?
It doesn’t really snow here, but it does rain or at least can be damp on the West Coast of the United States. Yes Spring has sprung and some of my fans have bought me a whole new wardrobe for this year and I can’t wait to wear all my new clothes outside! Of course they gave me some nice new lingerie too and those will be fun to wear to bed! Are you ready to see me bloom in the warm sun? If you have the fever CLICK HERE to come here and tend to my garden with me!!