Let’s go back to 2004 when I first told you about the Rebecca Signal. This was originally posted 10/1/2004
THE REBECCA SIGNAL
When I need some sex, I don’t pull out a toy, I just send out the “Rebecca Signal”. I dress in a virginal white outfit and stand in my hotel window so that my knight in shining armor will run to my rescue. Hurry and save me!
I thought we’d be separated forever, but he saw my signal and came to my rescue. My beacon must have been shining bright! I hope you like a good cliffhanger, because this is a doozy!