#ThrowbackThursday – Stranded European Style

This post originally appeared 2/8/07.  I had purchased a new car and it was a lemon.  I asked my husband to pick me up and he told me only if we could take some pictures.  Can you believe that?   Each Thursday I post of material on my site that came out before I seriously used this blog in 2012.

STRANDED EUROPEAN STYLE

So while I might not be a high maintenance wife, my car sure can be.  Of course it is usually worth it.  I love the looks I get.  The only problem with some European cars is that getting the right people to service them is the issue.  I have to take my car back to the dealer.  I’m not always sure though that it is a good thing when they know your name.  Well the worse part of all is that one you turn in one car for fixing, it isn’t like they have another $100,000 car sitting on the lot for you to borrow.  So it was up to me to find my own way home.  Lesson #2, don’t leave your cell phone in your car when getting it fixed.  I had no way to call home.

Ugh and I turned in my car at rush hour.  I was surely not going to take the bus!  I needed a pay phone.  CARE TO LEND A STRANDED GAL A LIFT?

#ThrowbackThursday – My First Stripper Audition

Before I had a blog, I had no place to promote these old posts.  I figure I should post them each Throwback Thursday.    Check back again & re-discover more from my past:

Today’s post is kind of important to me.   A small part of what I do is dance publicly (not under this name) although some people recognize me as Rebecca. It is a thrill but very nerve-wracking.  It is partly why I still have RebeccasOffice.com because I am more comfortable on the internet than in person.   A couple guys I met with after entering the lifestyle suggested I try out for a club dancer job.  I was a bit of an exhibitionist, but I did not want to do it where I lived, so we drove out of town where I wouldn’t be recognized and answered an ad:

Originally Posted 12/1/04 after my my first tryout:

I saw the ad in the paper and thought I’d see if I could get the job!  The theatre was located in a seedy part of town and a big bouncer type guy named Darrell led me upstairs to the office, squeezing my ass several times while we climbed the stairs.

Talk about a casting couch.  I had a feeling I would be doing some very dirty dancing.  My competitive spirit got the best of me and I wanted to make an impression!  CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT IF I GOT THE JOB!

#ThrowbackThursday Original Post From 2005: @RebeccasOffice isn’t Bad, She’s Terrible

Before I had a blog, I had no place to promote these old posts.  I figure I should post them each Throwback Thursday.   Check back again & re-discover more from my past:

This post originally appeared 3/31/2005

I’m Not Just Bad, I’m Terrible

He lost the football bet with me and he had to ante up his prize possession, the Official Towel of his beloved Steelers!  So what is so special about this towel?  Oh I feel its powers already! I’m feeling Terrible!

Did I mention that my husband is a Brown’s fan?  Arch -rival of the Steelers!  You can guess that this towel will not go unscathed.  I’m feeling very bad!

Are you Ready for some football?  Click HERE


I figured you all would enjoy this as we are beginning with Football Season tonight!

Go Browns!!

 

#ThrowbackThursday Original Post: @RebeccasOffice Earns It (from 11/09/06)

Before I had a blog, I had no place to promote these old posts.  I figure I should post them each Throwback Thursday.   Check back again & re-discover more from my past:

This post originally appeared 11/09/06

REBECCA EARNS IT

I surprised by boyfriend the other night and dropped in unannounced.  I was so horny and in need of his loving.  He had been away traveling and I had been pining away for him.  I guess he could tell how desperate I was for him.  He just laughed at me as I stripped out of my clothes and jumped on his bachelor bed.  He smiled and said, “I’m not just some piece of meat to satisfy any horny housewife when she needs it.  You have to show me you want my love the old fashion way.  You need to earn it.”

There is nothing that turns me on more than an earnest man.  Especially one who quotes financial commercials from the ‘70sCome on in and see how I convince him to climb on the bed and satisfy my itch.

 

 

#ThrowbackThursday – @RebeccasOffice Clicker Control Update from 10 years ago today!

Before I had a blog, I had no place to promote these old posts.  I figure I should post them each Thursday.  So here is one from 2007. 4 more years?  How about 10! :

CLICKER CONTROL (08/16/2007)

Is it football season already? I hate that at the end of every summer I already become a football widow before Labor Day. Well this season I am not going to stand for it. I am going to see what is more important. Your wife or the game. My husband has to choose and if he chooses wrong, I am going to find some other way to find appreciation for what I have to offer. It is almost as if the TV remote control is stuck to my husband’s hand from late August to late January every year! I didn’t know that marriage is only an eight month contract! Well I don’t even care if you like the cheerleaders because I can give you an interactive halftime show you will never get from them. So call it in the air! Do you want “head” or my ‘tail”?

Even if I have shake my pom-poms, I’m not going to lose this battle with the sport of football. Let me show you how I shake his attention. This is the halftime show you never get to see! CLICK HERE for page 2 of this update!

#ThrowbackThursday : @RebeccasOffice Glass House Exhibitionism

Before I had a blog, I had no place to promote these old posts.  I figure I should post them each Thursday.  So here is one from 2008. Can you guess the hotel? :

Are you a voyeur? Like to look up women’s skirts? Catch a glimpse of something you shouldn’t see? Well the proverb says that people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Well Rebecca has a few other rules you should know. Watch her pose in the window of this glass house. Did you see her? As someone who is a connoisseur of public nudity you know that you must always keep your eyes open and your head up. In this case, all those lucky souls who got up early and stared up in the sky eight stories, got their wake-up message from Rebecca! If you aren’t yet a connoisseur of catching glimpses of things you weren’t meant to see, then come inside and let her give you a few pointers!

Oh yeah, check out this first photo as Rebecca thinks wearing sunglasses will reduce glare! Hey Rebecca, we can read between the lines, or in this case, between your legs! Very subliminal! Sure wish we were an empty beer bottle! Hooray Beer! Go inside to see what other messages Rebecca might have for you. Oh, and grab a nice frosty brew as you watch! Cheers to you Rebecca! CLICK HERE for page 2 of this update!

From Twitter 12-29-2009

  • @NikkiBenz You forgot to take me with you!
  • Doing the Disneyland thing! Crowded!
  • Tea Cups alway make me so dizzy #disneyland
  • Standing behind Barry Bonds (what some guy told me) at Pirates of the Caribbean
  • Heading back into park to get ready for the Fireworks display do you believe in Holiday Magic?
  • @jerseyshoreXXX Where do I get one of those shirts?

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