Every week I use ThrowbackThursday to repost an old update that existed before social media. I was watching MTV the other day and came across one of my favorite videos of all time and it reminded me of this update. I can’t believe this song is over a decade old. It was so good that I did an update honoring it. I had a lot of fun doing it!
Get it RIght! Keep it tight!
MS NEW BOOTY – The Reenactment (originally posted 7/5/2006)
Have you heard what’s all the rage? Well I have been to a couple converts already this summer and I’ve purchased a few items already. These are two of the hottest performers out there, so don’t miss them. And if you haven’t seen the music video for either of these acts, what are you doing? You only live once! When I got the package in the mail I became a whole new woman!
Have you noticed all the songs lately about a woman’s derriere? It is like people are so infatuated with it. Maybe it goes back to that guy K.C. who wanted us all to shake, shake, shake, it. And now this country glamour girl wants you to shake it off! Are there no more songs about the upper torso like being built like a bad mamma jamma. Maybe it is just now that the back side is really coming into favor! I am dead serious. In fact, last week I had an incident where a woman in my office was complaining because one of the guys in the office was humming in his cubicle a new song about a woman’s back side and this employee thought it was offensive and wanted to know if I could stop it! What was I to do? I wanted to be like that new movie from the #1 Best Seller and bend over the desk and let him spank mine!
Alright, time to get out of those winter doldrums. Nor more excuses. We’ve all put on a few pounds while hibernating in out homes during the Winter months. Many of you have put on a few extra layers trying to keep warm, but I’m here to help you shed those pounds and get ready for summer bikini or swim season. C’mon guys, you can work out with me too. Sergeant Rebecca is here to take you through her booty camp! So who wants to sign up? C’mon everyone, let’s man up!
We all need a little motivation to get off that chair and into the gym. I’m here to help make that happen. Donkeys have carrots. I’ve got my booty right here. Come and get it. You know you want it. Now just get out of that chair and catch me if you can. I promise that if you pass booty camp, this booty will sit on your face! Now get in here and let’s shape up together! CLICK HERE!
Have I waited this long to tell you about my secret
hideaway? Yep. It is a peaceful place I run off to when I want to get away from
everything in my home. Some of you have your “Man Cave”. Well I have my “Nest”
at the top of my house where I surround myself with fantasy. I figured it would
be time to show all of you where I go to get away from it all. I also have some
great memories here. It is my room of memories from all the great trips in my
life. I bet if you look closely, you can find some pretty interesting artifacts.
So come on up to the top of my world. Study close as there will be a quiz at the
end of this pictorial! : )
Some people say I shouldn’t be alone in this
room. Well I beg to differ. That is why I am inviting all o you up to my special
room. I think you’ll find that it offers some very interesting opportunities. I
personally think that there are some great things you and I could do here. BTW,
you won’t believe it, but I have never ever had sex in this room. I swear that I
never have. Well, maybe when you take a look, you can give me a sense of where I
should do it. So come on up, come on in, and let’s have a party. CLICK HERE
Okay, the cat might be out of the bag, but at my club, they call me the Moneymaker. Given my regular daytime profession, I guess it makes sense. Originally they called me the Trumpess, but after a few weeks the guys gave me some pointers and helped me to loosen up. I remember struggling with being nervous everytime before I went on stage. It is such a dive place and with it being so dark I felt like I was on the spotlight. Well I was. So one day, the club bouncer pulled me aside grabbed my ass and told me to go upstairs with him, where he took me in the access room. Well he gave me a nice deposit and then told me that when I danced I need to shake so hard his cum would drip out.