How to Train Your Housewife Video – Keep Him Happy

Keep Him Happy

Keep Him Happy

The other day I asked my little sister about her marriage and she said it was just okay. She even speculated that her husband might even have had an affair! Then when I was asking her what she was doing to spice it up, she seemed confused. LOL! So I asked if she had taken any aerobic pole dancing classes like the one I had taken her to at my club in LA. She laughed and said that kind of thing only happens in the big cities on either coast. I guess she’s right, not many people wear stilettos to exercise. Well I told her she needs to keep your man happy! It is your duty to make sure he is satisfied even when not having sex!

So I suggested to her and to all women out there to go buy a portable stripper pole and video and set it up in your house. Now I have instructions for both the men and women out there:

If you are a husband, go out there and get one for your gal and buy some sexy lingerie and put on some music that moves you and her! Take a front row seat just 10 feet away, get a box of tissues and pull off your pants and put your cock in your hands. Now let your gal get her sexy on and show her that she has got what it takes as she gyrates around that pole. Show her you like it and encourage her. Tell her what you like. The more she feels good doing this for you, the more often she will do it. Remember, there is no applause in pole dancing. The approval meter is based upon the stiffness of your cock. Oh and make sure you got some dollar bills handy!

Now for you ladies, always make eye contact and never lose contact with the pole. The #1 rule I was taught is to imagine that the pole is the hardest penis that you will ever meet. Slide it between your cheeks, our pussy lips and slide your hands up and down like you want. Oil and lubricants are always welcome.   As you rub yourself against the pole, look your partner in the eye and let them see how turned on you are. Oh, and kissing the pole or even licking it can just throw him over the edge!

So now ladies and gentlemen, CLICK HERE for lesson #1 and let me see if I can make it rain. And ladies, depending upon your objectives, let’s see if we can make him cum in less than 10 minutes!

Perks of the Alternative Lifestyle

One of the things I enjoy about the lifestyle I’ve chosen is that I do things today that I otherwise would not have tried.  I think that before Dreamnet came along, I was headed in another direction.  now that I look at where I am, I see that I get to see and/or experience many things that I would not have seen otherwise.

I might not always agree with these opportunities that I have, but I am so glad that I’ve had the opportunity to check it out anyway.

Last week I went to a pool party which was pretty crazy.  Not that I wouldn’t have normally gone to a party like this, but for those who really know me, I’m not a big crowd person.  I also don’t like it when people get too sloppy that they don’t know what they are doing or remember what they did.  Anyway, I thought I’d share this clip my boyfriend took from the hotel room when he and our friend Heather went upstairs to get us more sunscreen. 

I’m glad I wasn’t caught dancing.  I have 2 left feet!

 

Off The Vegas Strip – The Palms

Me and My Bunny

The Palms sits off the Vegas Strip and gives you great views of the whole strip and also has several night clubs in one place.  They all aren’t open every day of the week, but they are all open on the weekends.
The tower does have an elevator that takes you up to the top where you will find the only Playboy Club in the world.  That is the only club that opens at 10pm.  The rest all open at 11pm.  If you don’t get there early, the lines can get pretty long on the weekends and the doormen start to decide who gets in and who does not.  If you are female, make sure you dress to party and they will put you in VIP line and you might not have to pay at all.
 The views from the upper deck are great.  Once Moon opens at 11pm, you can take the escalator upstairs to Moon from the Playboy Club.  (at left you can see the Rio All Suites – the red and blue hotel)  The cab ride over to the Strip is $10.  I like the Palms because they also have a great theatre (The Pearl) where you can see top acts like Toby Keith, Lady Gaga and Maroon5.  Moon is a cool club as the roof opens every hour or so and cools off the heat in the club.  Some nights they will just open it up during the summer because it is so warm inside.  It is so cool to dance under the stars.
I do recommend buying a VIP table inside by the dance floor though and you will get excellent table service.  This is also a good club to see celebrities.

Hail Caesar

Caesars also has nice rooms but I like their shopping and the Pure nightclub which many call the best on the Strip.  The lines are really long here, but it is really three clubs in one.  It also gives you access to the famous PussyCat Doll Lounge!  The Forum shops and restaurants are also incomparable if you’d rather spend your money than lose it gambling!
If you are going to stay on the Strip I do recommend staying at Casesar’s Palace but try and stay in the newer towers which have floor to ceiling window rooms and good views.  The other good rooms for photography are Bellagio, Mandalay Bay and the Rio.  Paris is nice but the rooms do not have floor to ceiling windows.  Mandalay also has an adult section of beach in the summertime where you can go topless, but photography is discouraged!

Besides Moon and the Playboy Club, the Palms also has Rain and Ghost bar.  They are all awesome bars.  If you aren’t looking to do a lot of gambling, this is the best place to stay in Vegas!  Rain also has resident DJ, Paul Oakenfold who plays every Saturday night beginning at 1am..  he is one of the best DJs in the world and the fire show is amazing as well as the futuristic looking dancers!

Moon Night Club