Movie Review – Bad Santa 2

I saw this On Demand today while we waited for the snow to stop so we snuck into the bedroom and watched this.  My boyfriend told me the first one was good.  Well I think he liked this one too.  More than anything, he wanted you all to know that my personality is very much like the redhead in the movie.

The movie itself is vulgar with lots of foul language, especially but not limited to the sex scenes.  Billy Bob Thornton plays a trash talking safe-cracking drunk burglar hired to do a new job.

Christina Hendricks from Mad Men plays the victim and one of the sexual conquest in the movie and the woman that my boyfriend thinks you all might find to be similar to my personality in real life.  Well let’s just say that I could have played her role.

Lots of language and violent make this film a great no-brained movie.  I’ll give it a 4 out of 5 erections.  Believe it or not, there is no nudity.  Who knows, this is gonna become a Christmas classic

Movie Review: Baby Driver

Yes, we finally went to see Baby Driver.  I love movies where I come away singing the music from a movie.  I think the movie might be leaving theaters soon, but if you are like me, you’ll want to see this movie on the big screen.  The car chases are worth it.  The movie has a great cast, lots of action, and great music.

I know you guys like beautiful women and this movie has two very beautiful female stars and of course there is Kevin Spacey and Jamie Foxx.

Other than the ending, there is nothing I’d change in this flick and I will even watch again.

So if this is still showing in the theaters, get out there today before a new movie comes along

I give it 4 out of 5 sticky erections!  GO SEE It==IT

Movie Review – Get Out

Oh my gosh!  I wasn’t sure that I was going to see this movie.  The trailers looked really good, but I wasn’t hearing about anything from everyone and then noticed it was the number one box office hit two weeks in a row.  What you see in the previews is that a black guy is trapped or possibly drugged and captured at the house of some white people.

I won’t give it away, but I will say that now I know why nobody has said anything because the movie is surely a surprise.  What I can tell you is that my boyfriend and I walked out of the movie and some black girls looked at me with him and said, “That won’t last for long!”  It was kind of a joke.  I looked at my boyfriend who does not like scary movies and had been wriggling in his seat the whole time and asked him what he thought.  He was like, “It was entertaining, but that was some messed up shit!”

I have to agree that while a very interesting movie with a very different plot than what I had imagined, the reactions of the crowd were priceless.  People didn’t know how to react.  I kept telling my boyfriend not to worry.  He laughed.

I’d love to tell you the whole story, but I will let you watch it yourself.  I will be interested to see if you pick up on some of the clues as the movie marches along and the plot is revealed.  I will tell you one thing…watch what everyone’s reaction is during the traffic stop.  At the end of the movie, you will say….”Ah, now that makes sense”.

I give this movie 5 out of 5 erections!!

Rebecca’s Movie Review – Jack Reacher: Never Go Back

thDo you like a good action movie?  I do.  Sometimes it is just good to go to the movies and not have to think or use your brain.  I just want to move to another world and get away from my everyday life.  That is why went to see the new Jack Reacher movie the other night.  Approrpiate the title is Jack Reacher: Never Go Back. HA HA.  Well the truth is that we always go back…or is it black?

Well I loved the first movie formula and Tom Cruise tries to replicate it all:

  • Corrupt action
  • Rogue Vigilante
  • Female needing hunky man who likes to bare his chest
  • Scar under left cheek
  • Snarky funny action scenes
  • The old guy mastermind
  • The tough bad guy soldier who fights Jack to the finish

You’d think with all of that, that it would be great, but something was missing.  I think the story wasn’t as good as the first one.  I also think there were too many sensitive moments for Jack which made him seem weaker.  I almost fell asleep during the movie too.  We went home and watched the original again and agreed that there was something missing.  Maybe more insight into why Jack is the way he is.

It is up to you if you want to see the movie, but I am going to recommend that you wait for it to go “on-demand” .  I give it 2 1/2 erections!

 

Movie Review – 10 Cloverfield Lane

10 Cloverfield Lane

10 Cloverfield Lane

Sometimes you watch a movie and wish you could get the 2 hours of your life back.  That is what I thought after watching this movie.  In a sense the movie does a good job of keeping you guessing up until the last 30 minutes.  So in that sense it holds your attention making you wonder why everything happens the way it happens.  Then in the last 30 minutes you get the answer and…………………it sucks.  And then everything that happened before still goes unanswered.  You are still left wondering what happened the last several hours and why you are left standing there dumbfounded.  If you want to watch a similar movie, watch “The Room”.  It is much better.  I give it two erections out of 10….and they weren’t even that stiff!!

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