Can I put an illegal firework in your pants?

Patriotgirl

What’s Red, White and Blue all Over?  Well obviously my new jean shorts are the answer!  I have to thank one of my members who thought I’d look good in these for the American Independence Day.  I have to thanks my member, Jack, for buying these really cool shorts.  I obviously will wear them with pride on July 4th and hopefully my colors will fly.  Growing up as an All-American Midwestern kid I still believe in the American dream, hope that I represent all women in America.  We’re sexy, we’re smart, we’re independent and most of all, we are the envy of men all around the world.  As the famous song says, “American Woman, you’re what I need.”

So do you need me? Us American girls are sweet like apple pie, spicy like a jalapeno pepper, and as savory as a juicy double patty burger.  That said, we are also tried and true.  We are as reliable as an American made pick-up truck made in Detroit.  Want to test me out?  Come on in and let me take you for an American voyage   CLICK AND SEE!

 

 

Going Raw for you!

My 20+ minute video only update. First time ever seen by human eyes. This video I’m sharing with you is a little special as it is really for my hubby, but he is seeing it for the 1st time just like you. Right here on my site. You see, he was out of town and I got a little bored so I called my young buck over to my house and made love in my own bed. It had been years since we’d seen each other so I think he was a little hungry for me. I barely had time to open the door and lead him inside before he started tearing off my clothes and throwing me down on the bed. I was struggling to grab the video camera to capture the whole thing on tape before I was squirting all over the place. I want you to see what a woman does when she is bored at home and her husband is off doing his own thing! Many of my members have asked to see more of me in action, so her you go!

This is completely raw footage. No edits and yes I know it is done in low lighting and sometimes the sheets are blocking parts, but that is why I am an amateur site. No fancy cameramen or lighting. You are seeing a real housewife making love to her lovers. I’m a terrible actress so being alone with my lovers lets me relax. Now comes the special part (I must have been so drunk on his fluids as I don’t even remember doing this). At the end of this video clip, I leave a message to my husband (and you). Come inside my boudoir to get the inside scoop!

Rebecca is Your Guitar heroine


Music is the spice of life. So I thought I’d break out the instruments now that we are in 2011. Do you play? There is something sexual about good music. Well I’m putting together a band. Will you play with me? Or will you just play me!? My lover once told me that hearing me moan during sex is like playing an instrument. He loves the sounds he makes when he’s making love to me. Now I’m going to be so self-conscious. Well they say that the better musician you are, the better lover you are! If you don’t play, I’m gonna teach you! This is no video game. You can’t play it with a joy stick. Or can you?

I could be played like a trumpet. In fact when I played in my school band, I played the French horn. When playing that instrument you need to use your tongue and fingers. It helps develop your dexterity. So would you like to play me? Come on in, crack your knuckles and lick your lips. Then blow real hard! CLICK HERE!

Leather Makes Me Naughty

Are you ready? Come in.

Are you ready? Come in.

Don’t tell Santa, but when I’m in leather I get pretty naughty.  It just isn’t the look of leather, but the feel of leather against my body.  In fact, having sex on a leather couch might not sound good to some as they say you stick to it.  Well, not me.  The feel and smell of leather brings out that animal in me, especially when my face is buried down into it while you take me from behind.  This little number that I’m sporting this week just makes me want to go wild.  Have you any ideas for me? 

Don’t worry.  I think I’m already on Santa’s naughty list.  Why do you think he gave me this outfit to wear last year.  I wanted an old cardigan sweater for Christmas, but naughty girls aren’t given such high quality warm clothes like that! Slide down my chimney and come inside to see more!