Movie Review – Bad Santa 2

I saw this On Demand today while we waited for the snow to stop so we snuck into the bedroom and watched this.  My boyfriend told me the first one was good.  Well I think he liked this one too.  More than anything, he wanted you all to know that my personality is very much like the redhead in the movie.

The movie itself is vulgar with lots of foul language, especially but not limited to the sex scenes.  Billy Bob Thornton plays a trash talking safe-cracking drunk burglar hired to do a new job.

Christina Hendricks from Mad Men plays the victim and one of the sexual conquest in the movie and the woman that my boyfriend thinks you all might find to be similar to my personality in real life.  Well let’s just say that I could have played her role.

Lots of language and violent make this film a great no-brained movie.  I’ll give it a 4 out of 5 erections.  Believe it or not, there is no nudity.  Who knows, this is gonna become a Christmas classic

Movie Review – Lights Out

Light's Out

Light’s Out

I saw the new movie from James Wan – “Light’s Out”.  I loved it.  If jump at you movies are the ones that get you t scream and curl up in your seat, then this is the movie for you.  The best part of the movie is that the scares start right from the beginning and don’t end til the very out.

If you aren’t scared of the dark, you will be now.  The movie comes from the director of the Conjuring and uses a very similar formula.  What really got me about this movie is that it is one of those movies where the whole audience cringed, screamed, and laughed at the same time.  Yes, the laughs come from “Ben”, the dumb boyfriend who tries to help and unexpectedly finds himself in a situation that is more than he bargained for.  Well if that is what it takes to get the woman of your dreams, then he earned it!

My disappointment is that I am not sure this movie can have a sequel.  It might be able to create a prequel though.  I hope they do so that we can get more character development.  I give this a 4 out of 5 erections!

Movie Review – London Has Fallen

London Has Fallen

London Has Fallen

This weekend I went on a double date and when we got home we decided to see London Has Fallen.  I did not know this was a sequel to Olympus Has Fallen.  The name sounded familiar.  It is a very violent movie although a friend did manage to fall asleep watching it.I was pretty impressed with the special effects of making real buildings look blown up.

I needed a fast action paced movie as I was sleepy and it held my attention.  If you like movies with lots of action and where the US gets revenge on a foreign country (some Middle Eastern terrorist) then this movie is right up your alley.  I give this movie 3.5 erections out of 5.  Gerard Butler automatically gives it a 3