Before I had a blog, I had no place to promote these old posts. I figure I should post them each Thursday. So here is one from 2007. 4 more years? How about 10! :
CLICKER CONTROL (08/16/2007)
Is it football season already? I hate that at the end of every summer I already become a football widow before Labor Day. Well this season I am not going to stand for it. I am going to see what is more important. Your wife or the game. My husband has to choose and if he chooses wrong, I am going to find some other way to find appreciation for what I have to offer. It is almost as if the TV remote control is stuck to my husband’s hand from late August to late January every year! I didn’t know that marriage is only an eight month contract! Well I don’t even care if you like the cheerleaders because I can give you an interactive halftime show you will never get from them. So call it in the air! Do you want “head” or my ‘tail”?
Even if I have shake my pom-poms, I’m not going to lose this battle with the sport of football. Let me show you how I shake his attention. This is the halftime show you never get to see! CLICK HERE for page 2 of this update!
Before I had a blog, I had no place to promote these old posts. I figure I should post them each Thursday. So here is one from 2008. Can you guess the hotel? :
Are you a voyeur? Like to look up women’s skirts? Catch a glimpse of something you shouldn’t see? Well the proverb says that people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Well Rebecca has a few other rules you should know. Watch her pose in the window of this glass house. Did you see her? As someone who is a connoisseur of public nudity you know that you must always keep your eyes open and your head up. In this case, all those lucky souls who got up early and stared up in the sky eight stories, got their wake-up message from Rebecca! If you aren’t yet a connoisseur of catching glimpses of things you weren’t meant to see, then come inside and let her give you a few pointers!
Oh yeah, check out this first photo as Rebecca thinks wearing sunglasses will reduce glare! Hey Rebecca, we can read between the lines, or in this case, between your legs! Very subliminal! Sure wish we were an empty beer bottle! Hooray Beer! Go inside to see what other messages Rebecca might have for you. Oh, and grab a nice frosty brew as you watch! Cheers to you Rebecca! CLICK HERE for page 2 of this update!